• Dan sleeping on the train to NYC.
  • Dan with the biggest beaver he's ever seen.  Man, that's a big beaver.
  • Silly Buffalo!
  • Hey!  It's an Ankylosaurus!  My favorite dinosaur, of course.
  • Dan and I with a real Indian.  Not like the fake ones you see on TV.
  • Dan with a Buffalo in the background.  It's funny because my roommate is an Indian.  That's why
  • The ancienct Polynesians had the right idea about women...
  • Watch your head.
  • Eating lunch on the planet Mars.
  • Wow, that's kind of sick.
  • Table for two.  Engage!
  • More Indians.
  • Naked Arrowman!
  • Who needs Medieval Times when you've got the museum.
  • Ancient Egypt at the Met.
  • Hey Nolan, you....nevermind.
  • Eat pit and die!
  • Why can't we all just get along?
  • Why I joined the Army.
  • My dream girl.
  • Gettin' crazy at the opera.
  • Hey!  There are even naked people at the mall.  This one is especially naked and especially fat.
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